The following Terms and Conditions apply to the use of this Web site as well as all transactions conducted through the site.

  • Legal Notice
  • AGREEMENT BETWEEN USER AND Pleasures WEB SITE AND OWNER This Web site (the "Site") is offered to you on the condition that you accept the terms, conditions, and notices contained in this Web Site User Agreement, and any amendments (the "Agreement") and on other pages of the Site. YOU AGREE TO READ THIS USER AGREEMENT CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THE SITE. YOU MAY NOT ACCESS OR USE THIS WEB SITE UNLESS YOU AGREE TO THEM. BY USING THIS WEB SITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE TERMS, CONDITIONS AND NOTICES IN THIS AGREEMENT AND YOU AGREE TO THEM. We reserve the right to change the terms, conditions and notices under which this Web site is offered at any time in its sole discretion, and your continued use constitutes agreement to any such changes.
    You represent and warrant that:
    1. I am an adult, being at least 18/21 years of age. (Depending on individual local laws regarding access to adult oriented material)
    2. I wish to view adult-oriented material, and that the viewing or downloading of such material does not violate the legal standards of my local community.
    3. I am not offended by sexually explicit material.
    4. I will not distribute this material to any minor or any person who will find this offensive and I am requesting adult-oriented material for my own private enjoyment.
    5. I understand that I will be exposed to visual images and verbal descriptions of a sexually oriented, erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I affirm that I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available, for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. (Your choice is a manifestation of your interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in your experience, is generally shared by average adults in your community. You are familiar with the standards in your community regarding the acceptance of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials you expect to encounter are within those standards. In your judgment, the average adult in your community accepts the consumption of such materials by willing adults in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive.)
    INDEMNITY
    You agree to indemnify and hold this website and its owner harmless from any and all claims, losses, damages, liabilities, costs and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees) which arise out of, are connected with or directly relate to your use of the Site, the products obtained through the site or any violation of this Agreement.
    All notices from Pleasures to You may be posted on our Web site and will be deemed delivered within thirty (30) days after posting. Notices from You to Pleasures shall be made either by e-mail, sent to the address we provide on our Web site, or first class mail to our address at:

    8370 Welby Rd
    Denver Co 80229

    Delivery shall be deemed to have been made by You to Pleasures five (5) days after the date sent.


  • Copyright
  • All content appearing on this Web site is the property of:

    Pleasures
    8370 Welby Rd
    Denver Co 80229

    Copyright © 2008-2014 Pleasures. All rights reserved. As a user, you are authorized only to view, copy, print, and distribute documents on this Web site so long as (1) the document is used for informational purposes only, and (2) any copy of the document (or portion thereof) includes the following copyright notice: Copyright © 2008-2014 Pleasures. All rights reserved.


  • Trademarks
  • All brand, product, service, and process names appearing on this Web site are trademarks of their respective holders. Reference to or use of a product, service, or process does not imply recommendation, approval, affiliation, or sponsorship of that product, service, or process by Pleasures. Nothing contained herein shall be construed as conferring by implication, estoppel, or otherwise any license or right under any patent, copyright, trademark, or other intellectual property right of Pleasures or any third party, except as expressly granted herein.


  • Use Of Site
  • This site may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information, the terms of which must be observed and followed. Information on this site may contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Information, including product pricing and availability, may be changed or updated without notice. Pleasures and its subsidiaries reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in its discretion, including, without limitation, if Pleasures believes that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of Pleasures and its subsidiaries.


  • Privacy Policy
  • Pleasures use of personal information that you may submit to Pleasures through this Web site is governed by the Pleasures Privacy Policy.


  • Consumer Agreement


  • Shipping & Delivery
  • At this time, Pleasures ships merchandise only to locations within the continental United States and not to international locations. Nor does Pleasures ship to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam or the US Virgin Islands. The risk of loss and title for all merchandise ordered on this Web site pass to you when the merchandise is delivered to the shipping carrier. PLEASE NOTE : All our shipments are sent via UPS, which DOES NOT deliver to a PO Box, if you provide a PO Box as your delivery address you will be required to pick it up at the nearest UPS location at your own expense.


  • Sales Tax
  • Pleasures charges sales tax for merchandise ordered on this Web site based on the applicable state sales tax rate and the location to which the order is being shipped.


  • Warranties
  • The Content included in this Web site has been compiled from a variety of sources and is subject to change without notice as are any products, programs, offerings, or technical information described in this Web site. Pleasures makes no representation or warranty whatsoever regarding the completeness, quality, or adequacy of the Web site or Content, or the suitability, functionality, or operation of this Web site or its Content. By using this Web site, you assume the risk that the Content on this Web site may be inaccurate, incomplete, offensive, or may not meet your needs and requirements. Pleasures SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT WITH RESPECT TO THESE WEB PAGES AND CONTENT. IN NO EVENT WILL Pleasures BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES EVEN IF COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

    -- OR Depending on State --

    The information and content on this server is provided "as is" with no warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. Any warranty that is provided in connection with any of the products and services described on this Web site is provided by the advertiser or manufacturer only, and not by Pleasures.

    The references and descriptions of products or services within the Web site materials are provided "as is" without any warranty of any kind, either express or implied. Pleasures is not liable for any damages, including any consequential damages, of any kind that may result to the user from the use of the materials on this Web site or of any of the products or services described hereon.

    The descriptions of, and references to, products, services and companies on this Web site are the sole responsibility of the companies providing the information ("advertisers"), and not Pleasures.

    The inclusion of material on this server does not imply any endorsement by Pleasures, which makes no warranty of any kind with respect to the subject matter of the server materials advertised.

    A possibility exists that the server materials could include inaccuracies or errors. Additionally, a possibility exists that unauthorized additions, deletions, and alterations could be made by third parties to the server materials. Although Pleasures tries to ensure the integrity and the accurateness of the server materials, it makes no guarantees about their correctness or accuracy. Before relying on any representation made in any of the server materials, check with the advertiser of the product or service to ensure that the information you are relying upon is correct.


  • Return Policy
  • If you become dissatisfied with an item or if Item is defective during the first 30 days of ownership, then you can return the item to us for a replacement.


    If an item does not perform because of a manufacturer's defect, then return it to us. We'll replace it without charge.


    How to Return an Item


    You can return an item through our customer service department.


    You can reach a customer service representative over the telephone at 303-936-6105 between 8am and 4pm Mon. thru Fri Mountain time.


    For faster service, please have your order number handy. Our trained specialists will walk you through the process and answer any questions you might have.


    After talking with the customer service representative and determining a course of action, you'll need to print out and complete Our Returns Request form and include it as well as the item you're returning.


    All returns should be mailed to:

    MK Distributing
    8370 Welby Rd.
    Denver Co 80229

    Please allow up to 3 weeks for us to receive and process your return.


    If you have a question at any time regarding the status of your return, you can request an update through our Customer Service department at 303-936-6105 to speak directly with a customer service representative, durning bussiness hours.



  • Store Hours
  • Monday thru Friday, 8am to 4pm Mountain time.



  • Miscellaneous
  • VOID WHERE PROHIBITED:
    Although the information on this Web site is accessible worldwide, not all products or services discussed in this Web site are available to all persons or in all geographic locations or jurisdictions. Pleasures and the advertisers each reserve the right to limit the provision of their products or services to any person, geographic area, or jurisdiction they so desire and to limit the quantities of any products or services that they provide. Any offer for any product or service made in the materials on this Web site is void where prohibited.

    GOVERNING LAW: In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of the State of business registration of Pleasures shall apply and both parties shall consent to the jurisdiction of said State's courts, or in the event of diversity of citizenship, the United States District Court for the (District). Both parties expressly waive a trial by jury.

    MISCELLANEOUS: The Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and Pleasures with respect to this Web site. The Terms and Conditions supercede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written between you and Pleasures with respect to this Web site. No modification of the Terms and Conditions shall be effective unless it is authorized by Pleasures. If any provision of the Terms and Conditions is found to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be constructed in a manner to closely reflect, as much as possible, the intentions of the parties, with the other provisions remaining in full force and effect.